Growing Old

Man!....I hate the thoughts of growing old,
While standing in front of that pot so bold,
You know your peeing then realize,
You totally forgot to unzip your fly!

Now your pants are soaking wet,
You go to your closet but then forget,
For what it is your doing there,
And then you feel your wife's cold stare!

She say's to you "That's three times now",
"When are you going to stop"?
You turn to her with a puzzled look,
But already you've forgot!

You feel your face now turning red,
'Cause you know you've done something wrong,
When you look at your pants and what you've done,
You feel like a real ding dong!

Attempting to change into something dry,
Your actions are like that of a child,
From the corner of your eye you catch a glimpse,
Of your wife with that silly smile!

You explain to her that you were in error,
Trying to pee in that silly old pot,
The one you thought was the toilet bowl,
But instead were flowers she just bought!

Good lord!...We've been invited out,
To the neighbours who live next door,
Should I wear diapers so they won't know,
That I'm piddlin' all over their floor?!

Oh well.... I guess I just won't worry,
My wife is never in too much of a hurry,
By the time she's ready supper will be over,
Then I'll be.. yet another day older!

~valentyne~ ©